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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:45

Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
What is a sermon to talk about men?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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