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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

What is a sermon to talk about men?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

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Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

What is the future of AI in 2024?"?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Elena and the Season 3 balance patch for Street Fighter 6 are technically releasing a day early due to time zone differences - EventHubs

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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